Alton's Work Christmas Party

Yesterday was Alton's work Christmas party. And as usual we went to a comedy club for dinner and a show. But before we go to the show we always go to Alton's bosses house for horduerves and a gift exchange. Well, this year I lucked out a got a good gift...a box of chocolate pralines. But Alton on the other hand was ambushed. These people that he works with are sooooooo raunchy. This is what they did. They know Alton is totally against gay marriage ect. ect. So they made sure that he got a certain gift. This gift included condoms, a bar of soap, and the movie Broke Back Mountain. These people are so dumb!!! I don't know why they can't just buy a normal gift. And some of the other gifts that people received were a porn DVD, and a blow up female doll!!! SO SICK!!! Just so they can get a laugh! I dread this party every year, because it's always the same ol' thing. Of course we are talking about a group of guys, but come on! Be civil for one day of the year when your wives are with you! At least the food and show were good!